Photos from the Dark Show
March 9, 2005
This past Wednesday at the Best of the Dark Show, I performed a spoken word set in which I ironically played the triangle, talked about Spalding Gray, impersonated Schaffer the Dark Lord, and performed a parody, called “Attack of the Mimefucker,” of Schaffer’s rap song, “Attack of the Clonefucker.” Here are some pictures!


“I’ll make dirty videos of me fucking my mimes/That’ll get reviewed in the theater section in the New York Times.”
good things cooking in the easy-bake oven of life
March 1, 2005
The more divine life is, the less I blog. Incidentally, I’m off to teach a class about inverse proportionality.
Molly’s opening at the Jigsaw Gallery was a tremendous success; she sold a couple of pieces, and easily 200 people came through. Here’s a photo by Gary Winter of Molly, me as Victorian merch girl, and go-go dancer Lady J.

It looks like a cigar, but it’s a feather duster
February 4, 2005
Here’s one more fashion show picture by Gary Winter:

This fashion show took place at the Tainted Lady in Williamsburg in mid-December. The models wore vintage outfits which were auctioned off to audience members (no, you don’t get to take the clothes off the models; you get the clothes after the show ends and the models change).
One man in the audience asked me, while I was doing my walk in this outfit, if I liked the outfit. I said yes, and he bid and bought it for me. He said he really didn’t have anyone to give Christmas lingerie to, and he wanted to do something nice.
Isn’t that sweet? It’s like the gift of the Magi, but with lots of lace and elastic.
I’m actually live-blogging from Schaffer the Darklord’s show
February 3, 2005
So far, we’ve seen ventriloquist April Brucker. Okay, I’d like to review this show, but even though the bar has free wireless, I feel like an ass using it. The pale glow of my computer screen is probably distracting to others, even though live blogging ought to be awesome.
Here are some photos by Gary Winter from the last Girdle Factory show:





