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	<description>spelling bee hostess. math geek. grammar enforcer. comedian.</description>
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		<title>New on TheGloss: How to Make an Extra $100 a Month</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Including the story of the time that I wrote a reviews of lifelike replica disembodied ladyparts.

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		<title>India: The Birds and the Bees</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes a male (?) caterpillar and a female (?) caterpillar love each other very much, and also are exhibitionists and like to be watched by a worm.

Photo taken in Goa, India.
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		<title>Photo: Williamsburg Spelling Bee Kickoff, August 16th</title>
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		<title>New on TheGloss: Productivity Tips for People With Short Attention Spans</title>
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		<title>India: The Hare Krishna Temple</title>
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A picture from the back of the autorickshaw I took around Bangalore.  An autorickshaw is a bit like a three-wheeled golf cart.  Or a golf cart body mounted on a motorcycle.
I went to the Hare Krishna temple &#8212; you file through a long line separated from other lines with metal dividers, very much [...]]]></description>
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		<title>India: English is Different, Sattvic Cuisine, Makeup on a Baby</title>
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A design made in flour on the street outside a police official&#8217;s office.
Message on the Citibank ATM: &#8220;Your transaction is getting done.&#8221;
A jewelry store called &#8220;Forever 21.&#8221;  A clothing store called &#8220;Forever New.&#8221;  An electronics store holding a &#8220;Non-Violent Sale.&#8221;  Another store holding a &#8220;Mouth-Shutting Sale.&#8221;  McDonald&#8217;s sells only chicken sandwiches.
I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>India: Water-Water, Sari Modesty, and Not Urinating Here</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If you want to order two waters, what you want is &#8220;water-water.&#8221;
As all visitors to India note with some surprise, the &#8220;bobblehead&#8221; gesture means &#8220;I get it.&#8221;  It does not mean &#8220;so-so&#8221; or &#8220;maybe&#8221; which is what an American might assume from someone moving his head in a figure-eight pattern.  (Although one published [...]]]></description>
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		<title>India: Traffic in Bangalore</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When you take a taxi, how many times does the driver typically honk his horn?  In my NYC cab experience, often not at all &#8212; so, on average, about 0.5 times per trip.  In Bangalore, any cab ride will involve a horn being honked at least 30 times.  People honk their horns [...]]]></description>
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		<title>India: Mustaches, Vegan Shoes, Letting Sleeping Dogs Lie</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In India, more men have mustaches than not.  These are not ironic mustaches.  In the Indira Gandhi airport in Delhi, I got bored and started counting men with mustaches vs men with no mustaches.  Observe:

When I got to Delhi and had to take a 20-minute shuttle ride from the international airport to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>India: Monsoon Season</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m in Bangalore, and intended to eschew the internet for Actual Life, such as this morning, when I followed a pack of stray goats around and took pictures:



However, it has been monsoon raining for hours!  (I didn&#8217;t pack my Wellington boots because I thought it would be rude to remind people of the British). [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New on TheGloss: Oprah&#8217;s fat is made of solid gold</title>
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		<title>India: Bangalore Signage</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m in India!



Did that remind you of this?

I&#8217;ve seen a lot of goats.  More coming soon!
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		<title>Video: Math Problems, Episode 5</title>
		<description><![CDATA[My fellow comedian and former Chelsea Mind Games Math Bee co-host Soce, the Elemental Wizard has been producing math videos, complete with theme song (in the outro).
All of the videos have two requirements: crazy dancing, and some form of awkward touching (watch for it).
This was filmed at my place on a freezing cold day last [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Williamsburg Spelling Bee is in the New York Times</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In the Nocturnalist column by Sarah Maslin Nir: Spellbound in Brooklyn.
 
The Williamsburg Spelling Bee kicked off its first bee of the new season this Monday.  Despite a brief but sloppy downpour, we filled up before 7:30 and had to turn people away.  I didn&#8217;t realize the NYT was in attendance until the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New on TheGloss: How to Quit Your Job (Hint: No Inflatable Slides)</title>
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